My gaydar is never wrong; some people just don’t know they’re gay yet that’s all
I don’t give a fuck…. I just want to go lay in my bed for the rest of the day
It’s easy to take off your clothes and have sex. People do it all the time. But opening up your soul to someone, letting them into your spirit, thoughts, fears, future, hopes, dreams… that is being naked.
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???